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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:39
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Why are white women so overly emotional?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How Can I get a taxi company to outsource their Dispatch services to me?
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
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They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
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So they tried
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Weight stigma isn’t just cruel — it makes losing weight harder - CNN
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
FDA grants limited approval to new Covid vaccine from Moderna - NBC News
Still no good
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Austria’s deadliest mass shooting: Who are the Graz victims, shooter? - Al Jazeera
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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